1. mydogsnokes:

    i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

    (via justsayvivayyy)


  2. laughcentre:

    don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

    (via justsayvivayyy)


  4. officialfrenchtoast:

    when your parents make you explain yourself after fucking something up


    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  6. (Source: vinebox, via pepperygermans)


  7. deadlyspoons:

    I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

    (Source: whitedad, via pepperygermans)


  8. y2kid:

    i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

    (via pepperygermans)


  9. tupacaroni:

    why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

    (Source: comrnunication, via pepperygermans)


  11. kittycamp:

    I get progressively uglier throughout the day

    (Source: stropping, via pepperygermans)


  12. kingsleyyy:

    me: i can’t eat anymore im full

    food: eat me

    me: ok

    (via pepperygermans)

  13. (Source: cherryzomby, via aladdinboii)

  14. angrynerdyblogger:

    cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  15. babyhongbin:


    you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

    one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)